xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous

xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this πŸ‘Œ

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this πŸ‘Œ

A β€˜quickie’ with Taylor Swift.

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlivedΒ 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

theblacksheepwriter:

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

fightblr:

deans-graceless-angel:

gumdropper12:

ro-lia:

ro-lia:

i love him.

was not expecting this to get more than 10 notes tbh omg

Her blanket

can we talk about how this person is not at all surprised…which probably means he does this often….ok where can i buy a boyfriend like this?

God damn I want a Spidey suit.

fightblr:

deans-graceless-angel:

gumdropper12:

ro-lia:

ro-lia:

i love him.

was not expecting this to get more than 10 notes tbh omg

Her blanket

can we talk about how this person is not at all surprised…which probably means he does this often….ok where can i buy a boyfriend like this?

God damn I want a Spidey suit.